|My name's Tanya and I am on the path to fitness, health, weight loss and self discovery.
I started out at a very high weight and am slowly working my way down.
Join me on my journey. <3
|me as a pedestrian:||[catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM|
|me driving:||say your prayers|
can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples
That’s it, that’s actually it.